Welcome!

Stompy Surprised!Burning Village is undergoing reconstruction. This site is going to be tons of fun once it’s up and running. Leave a comment if you have something to say.

 



15 Responses to “Welcome!”

  1. jens Says:

    Comments are working, so don’t hestitate to say hi!

  2. jens Says:

    it’s really working this time haha, so leave some comments.

  3. al o'donnell Says:

    i’m 18 inches….around

  4. Bocket Says:

    She looked at me across the glen. Her eyes shine like lots of tiny diamonds very close to each other in one place so that it looks like one, but it’s really not. The fence divides us. Our love is like the fence. I must cross the fence. Then she will be mine. I want to touch her. I want to pet her. I want to fed her ham. Tina please be mine forever.

  5. Henry Says:

    Shut up Bocket

  6. Captain Talcum Dalfinnius Says:

    Butt donuts for everyone. And rice too. Lots of rice

  7. Captain Talcum Dalfinnius Says:

    I say, has anyone seen my pantaloons? I seem to have misplaced them whilst in transit.

  8. jens Says:

    So, what you are trying to say is that saying keywords like burning village in the comments will help with the ol’ search results. Interesting.

  9. Sylvia Says:

    It’s funny when things burn. I like fire. I’d like to see a burning village. Lots of fire. But probably not so funny, b/c of the burning people and stuff. It’d smell bad too I bet. B/c of the burning flesh. I burned myself once. I was ironing. It hurt. I didn’t like it. But I still like fire.

  10. Henry Says:

    A moonbeam through the prune in June
    Reveals your chest, I see your lovely beans
    And in that magic go-kart, I bite your neck
    The cheese I have for you, my dear
    Is real and very new

  11. Bocket Says:

    If I had 3 wishes about my bedroom door…
    1. It wasn’t hollow with a messy patched hole.
    2. You could use only one hand to close it, even in humid weather.
    3. Had a threshold and not a gaping hole down to cracked concrete.
    4. That it would actually close.
    5. That I could count to 3 without including 5.
    6. That I had 4 wishes instead of 3.

  12. al o'donnell Says:

    Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit.
    they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
    get outta here [scrawl]

  13. gabe Says:

    I thought this website would have serfs-on-fire porn, site does not deliver

  14. jens Says:

    alright buddy, you asked for it.
    Take things literally? But of course!

  15. Harry Palms Says:

    Egad! Stupid sexy serfs….mmmmm yeah.