How-To: My Best Friend When It’s Cold Out

How-To: my best friend when it's cold outNon habit forming, they say. I say, it’s about as habit forming as a nun. It’s like painting a smock on your t-shirt. If the shoe fits, the stamp needs adhesive, it shouldn’t be worn, and postal employees may look at you with an odiferous glare. Yes, today is your day and you can finally get back to studying the intricacies of How-To’s instead of spending all of your time looking up song lyrics and ogling interactive maps.

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