Now I bet you’ve thought about household names in the last thirty-seven seconds, but what about those special household items, the buggers you are so fond of? Friends like fortified foundation, jambalaya door jamb, the squeaky stair, sticky door knob, whiney o’hinge, drippy faucet, moist bread box, clumpy tooth paste, sulfur-scented stove, double-dipped mop head and bountiful banister. There’s no time to ponder, this here is squirrel country.

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