How-To: 07-05-05
So I was surfing teh intarweb one time and there was this banner ad that was all like, “see teh hottest digital reviews with lots of pix and teh most hardcorest action evAr” so I clicked on in and d00d was it raunchy. There was this card reader that had 12 formats going into it at once! TWELVE! And I thought my sister was tearing apart the moral fabric of society.

July 7th, 2005 at 5:13 pm
She had its batteries in her mouth and just kept going and going and going and going….nothing outlasts your sister.
July 7th, 2005 at 5:14 pm
NOTHING!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!