I was looking at some flights, you know, because my sister was eaten by a boat. Then I found one that left from Newark. Should I take this moment to rag on NJ about smelling not-so-fresh? No, that would just be unnecessary. And for those of you who checked for a new How-To on Friday, we just uh, posted this late. Not on Monday or anything. Your outfit looks hotter than usual, and your hair really pulls the whole look together. Keep up the good work, you froufrou cookie muffin you.

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