How-To: 07-15-05
So this is the second week in a row where the Friday How-To has been late. Now now, let’s not point fingers and say it was this many hours or minutes or seconds or even days late. It’s all relative, so this supposed infringement in our contractual obligation is really nothing more than a temporal shift in the perception of funny. That and I discovered Mojitos. You brie-cheese-spreading NPR-donating Rove-snorkeling Leftorium-supporting bible-clumping Shetland-whumping Orlando-thumping Brando-gumping industry cats would probably spell that Mohito, but we’re trying to class up this operation with a little cultural sofisticación.
July 19th, 2005 at 4:48 pm
you spelt sophistication wrong. fat cocks
July 20th, 2005 at 3:46 pm
Oh Alejandro, you are muy tonto. Thus I must be a smartass and respond:
Sofisticación - Noun. An attempt of the computer nerd to bring some Flavor. Holler. See also - Cubanelle pepper (6 inch long, blunt ended, tapered sweet pepper that your mother has a real taste for).
Spelt - Noun. One of the original grains known to man, it is ancient just like your mother. Known as red wheat, of Germanic origin.