How-To: 08-16-05

How-To: How long have you been down thereAvast sailor, Man O’ War thirty degrees to starbord! Run up the mainsail! Bring in the anchor! And so help me neptune, unless you want to sleep in Davy Jones’ locker, fire the baby cannon!

How long have you been down there


2 Responses to “How-To: 08-16-05”

  1. Sylvia Says:

    What’s the difference between afterbirth and sand.

    You can’t gargle sand.

  2. Chris Says:

    My god… This is more disturbing than that time you shaved your roommates pussy. Well done.

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