So I hear that the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration is collaborating with musician Lou Bega so that all hurricanes from this date forth will be christened from the family-values-stomping hit “Mambo No. 5.� I admire the government for putting down the war-on-porn beating stick and helping its citizens to realize that a little bit of someone (even Rita) isn’t all they need. Speaking of Ritas, pass the tequila.

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