How-To: Sensuous Rainbow Shenanigan
Don’t Laurasia from my Pangaea! Fine then, I don’t care, you picked and now I get Gondwanaland. I have Gondwanaland and I’m not trading it, so who’s happy now! Whatever, Jimmy, my mom is not a fossil. Your mom’s so Triassic that she suffers from continental drift. Your mom’s so volcanic that she always aims for a second tectonic plate when she’s shooting ash. Yeah, that’s right, you go ahead and cry. Your mom made the dinosaurs go away and they were awesome and I’m never going to forget.

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