Consuming raw or undercooked souls may increase your risk of Virgin-born illness, especially if you have certain spiritual conditions or are already headed to purgatory.
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Archive for April, 2005
“Remember the Alamo! Shoot ‘em! To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want ‘em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot ‘em.” - Ted Nugent
Oops, we forgot the Alamo.
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“Word around the office is you’ve got a heavy duty printer. I’ve got a heavy duty printer too. We should get together sometime. You. Me. Some toner. Two heavy duty printers. Toner.”
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Do your part to help stop furniture-based abuse with Antonio-Banderas-assisted defenestration with a side of extra-hyphenation-catsup.
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The (usually) long and arduous process of selecting a new pope is shrouded in mystery and stained cloths, but here at Burning Village, we have the inside story instead of a bunch of colored smoke! Read on to find out what really happens in the deep, dark recesses of the Vatican.
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Remember when you were a kid and you used to put glue on your hands just to peel it off? Imagine that on a larger scale.
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Burning Village’s mascot, Stompy the Robot, in his first all animated magical musical adventure! Well, maybe not so much musical.
This all new special edition How-To includes more offensivisity than before. Is that a real word? 8 out of 10 Ninjas say yes (please do not disagree with the Ninja tribunal).
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