Now I bet you’ve thought about household names in the last thirty-seven seconds, but what about those special household items, the buggers you are so fond of? Friends like fortified foundation, jambalaya door jamb, the squeaky stair, sticky door knob, whiney o’hinge, drippy faucet, moist bread box, clumpy tooth paste, sulfur-scented stove, double-dipped mop head and bountiful banister. There’s no time to ponder, this here is squirrel country.
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Non habit forming, they say. I say, it’s about as habit forming as a nun. It’s like painting a smock on your t-shirt. If the shoe fits, the stamp needs adhesive, it shouldn’t be worn, and postal employees may look at you with an odiferous glare. Yes, today is your day and you can finally get back to studying the intricacies of How-To’s instead of spending all of your time looking up song lyrics and ogling interactive maps. Click HERE for MORE! »