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Archive for April, 2006


How-To: Best Friends, My Ass!

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

How-To: Best Friends, My Ass! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. But if it smells funny, you should sure as hell eat it. Like that food – where it smells really good but tastes like sandpaper and rock salt. Without enough salt. If it smells bad, it might taste really good. Like creme brulée, that hard crispy top prevents the wonderful aroma from escaping. Blowtorches and food, like blowtorches and fixing things. What better way to make everything not broke? Click HERE for MORE! »