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T-Day: Turkeys in Time

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

This summer, Burning Village and Metaversal Studios celebrated an important fight for equality with Stonewall Brawl. This fall, we teamed up to keep you in the know about the presidential election. This Thanksgiving, now that change is afoot in America, we turn our attention to another important national issue: the life, liberty, and happiness of our nation’s turkeys.

In T-Day:TIT (yeah, we know), we give the turkeys a chance to fight back. But freedom has its price, and the price here is that they must fling each other via slingshot into an endless onslaught of pilgrims. Can the time-traveling turkeys prevail at Plymouth Rock and stop the First Thanksgiving from happening?

Well, no. But you’ll have fun trying.

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Rock the Quote 3 - Putin on the Ritz

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Putin is watching!

A raucous wrap-up to a reckless wrangling of politicians, pundits, and now… Putin! We’ve gone international, and now you have to figure out whether each statement was made by “us” or “them”. OK, that’s a little U.S.-centric, but hey, if you’re playing these games, you probably already noticed that.

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Rock the Quote - Palin vs Fey

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

When you’re inundated with political scandals and mudslinging, sometimes all you can do is laugh. And sometimes, all you can do is parody your own parody (starring parodies). Join us as we slide down the Shocking, Sensationalist, and Sesquipedalian Spiral of Satire in Rock the Quote - Palin vs Fey!

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Rock the Quote 2008

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Greetings, Villagers! It’s that time again, when the unwashed masses get to pretend they have a say in the world! So roll up your sleeves, close that curtain, and cast your vote directly into a privately-owned Diebold machine! But before you exercise your right and duty (teehee, doody), exercise your thumbs by playing Rock the Quote!

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Stonewall Brawl

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

STREETS OF RAGE meets the Stonewall Rebellion in three riotous levels of beat-em-up action. Stick it to the man using flaming kicks, head butts, martinis, and the anachronistic power of disco! A gay pride gift to everyone who’s tired of the hetero characters getting all the starring roles, featuring art by “Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green” cartoonist Eric Orner!

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whack-a-robe, the game of supreme justiceCelebrate independance… like you never danced before… independants… in your pants… Independence Day weekend. Or celebrate the announced retirement of Republican swinger Sandra Day O’Connor who’s just caused this game to become outdated… er, an instant classic! Or if you really don’t give two craps about America, just enjoy pounding a bunch of old geezers on the head.
Ooh, ooh, let me play!



Ted Nugent’s Clock Tower Rampage!

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

Ted Nugent's Clock Tower Rampage“Remember the Alamo! Shoot ‘em! To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want ‘em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot ‘em.” - Ted Nugent

Oops, we forgot the Alamo.
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SandwichQuest!

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

SandwichQuestAn almost educational game, rated DS for Delicious Sandwichy content.

 

 
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