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Classical paintings gone awry.
Lately Burning Village has been all about either politics or time travel. I am starting to think that the Hadron Collider went off after all, and sucked in Metaversal Studios, Noam Chomsky, and an Invader Zim DVD.
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Well, I just got back from a five week tour of Europe. I learned a few important life lessons: Don’t drink the water in Galway, don’t eat the beef in Germany, don’t make eye contact with Gypsies, and for God’s sake don’t get between a Frenchman and his mid-afternoon snack, even if he is a sculpture.
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I had a philosophy teacher who would pronounce Socrates as “soh-krates”. In case you did not know, this is wrong. Terribly, terribly, wrong.
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I am on strike until someone tells me that I write better intro text than Jimmy [who has been on vacation since the beginning of this month]. C’mon. Flatter me, hos.
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I guess it’s Monday again. Every Monday I wake up and I’m like “Oh, man, I gotta do all this stuff. There is just so much stuff to do.” You’d think I’d get used to it, but then again, I’m not used to waking up on Saturdays and finding dead hookers either.
Imagine my chagrin when I discovered it was not, in fact, Labor day again. I was like, Well guys, I dunno about you, but I’m pretty sure I did as much labor last week as I did the week before it. So can’t we have Labor Day every week? I mean, things are pretty laborious in general.
Even as an adult, I have a fear of doctors. Why wouldn’t I? They shove planks of wood down my throat, jab needles into my shoulder, and twist my junk around. I’m sure the next revolution in medicine will involve thumb screws.
The first animated Jerk of Art! [WARNING! For safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, heart, back or neck problems, motion sickness, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure. Expectant mothers should not ride.]
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Here at Burning Village, we’ve always been fans of the public domain. After all, dead people can’t get mad at you (or can they?). Anyway, every Monday Jimmy will bring you more classical hilarity. Even if it ain’t Baroque, he can fix it!
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