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	<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>What Did She Say? Protection</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_28_2008/what-did-she-say-protection.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[What Did She Say?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chris chose pink, does that say something?


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_28_2008/what-did-she-say-protection.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/twss_82708_thumbnail.jpg" alt="" title="hrmph" width="70" height="70" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-257" /></a>Chris chose pink, does that say something?<br/><br />
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<div class="jerks"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/twss_protection.jpg" alt="" title="you know, now that i think about it, it's really ridiculous for her to react that way.  i mean, she's visibly upset, but the father of her child has just been mortally wounded.  is unintentional pregnancy really so egregious that it warrants such unabashed misanthropy? the man's fingers are coiled in agony as his stick organs trickle blood onto the floor - a grim sight to behold - and yet she leaves him without pause, as his terrified eyes turn from dots to crosses.  she even seizes the opportunity to make a joke, further exemplifying her callous attitude towards human life.  who knows what her plans will be for the child she bears inside her stick womb?  perhaps she doesn't even plan to keep him - his tiny bow tie, barely formed, will be crushed and ripped away at the clinic, handled carelessly by latex gloves among blinding lamps and sterile whitewashed walls. and he will never have a name, or a home, or a first love. and this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.  LOL, that's what she said" /></div>
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		<title>Village Idiots - Things That Go &#8216;Bum&#8217; in the Night</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_26_2008/village-idiots-things-that-go-bum-in-the-night.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_26_2008/village-idiots-things-that-go-bum-in-the-night.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Village Idiots]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone is ravin&#8217; about the new Village Idiots


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_26_2008/village-idiots-things-that-go-bum-in-the-night.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ravenpreview.jpg" alt="" title="caw" width="70" height="70" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-247" /></a>Everyone is ravin&#8217; about the new Village Idiots<br/><br />
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<div class="jerks"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/quoththebagel.jpg" alt="" title="FACT: Christopher David Cerrato once spelled 'ringing' thusly: T-I-N-T-I-N-N-A-B-U-L-T-A-T-I-O-N" /></div>
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		<title>Jerk of Art: Old Guitarist</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_25_2008/jerk-of-art-old-guitarist.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_25_2008/jerk-of-art-old-guitarist.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jerk of Art]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Covering the famous tune, &#8220;It&#8217;s hip to be a cube&#8221;


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_25_2008/jerk-of-art-old-guitarist.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hero_thumb.jpg" alt="" title="his full name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso, no joke" width="70" height="63" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-254" /></a>Covering the famous tune, &#8220;It&#8217;s hip to be a cube&#8221;<br/><br />
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<div class="jerks"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/old_hero.jpg" alt="" title="THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN" /></div>
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		<title>Teabag Everything - Construction</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_22_2008/teabag-everything-construction.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_22_2008/teabag-everything-construction.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Teabag Everything]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You have to be careful with wrecking balls (sometimes the jokes just write themselves!)


&#160;&#160;&#160;Click here to get this on a T-Shirt!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_22_2008/teabag-everything-construction.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/te_82208_thumb.jpg" alt="" title="this guy needs manfriend.net" width="70" height="70" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-250" /></a>You have to be careful with wrecking balls (sometimes the jokes just write themselves!)<br/><br />
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<div class="jerks"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/te_82208.jpg" alt="" title="WHAT IN SAM HILL" /></div>
<p><a href="http://www.cafepress.com/burningvillage/5899372" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-images/tee.jpg" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Click here to get this on a T-Shirt!</a></p>
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		<title>What Did She Say? Knave</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_21_2008/what-did-she-say-knave.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at that horse.


Look at it!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_21_2008/what-did-she-say-knave.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/twss_82008_thumb.jpg" alt="" title="what are you gonna do, bleed on me" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-241" /></a>Look at that horse.<br/><br />
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<div class="jerks"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/twss_82008.jpg" alt="" title="FACT: Christopher David Cerrato once spelled knave thusly: N-A-I-V-E" /></div>
<p>Look at it!</p>
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		<title>Smashup - Social Networking</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_20_2008/smashup-social-networking.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Smashups]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Before Facebook, things were much clearer.  We had Friendster for friends, and Manhunt for hooking up.  But now, as the relationship status says, it&#8217;s complicated.  What&#8217;s an active senior citizen to do?  Long for the days of Morse Code?  No!  Instead, for the geriatric set, we offer this smashup [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_20_2008/smashup-social-networking.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/manfriend_thumb.jpg" alt="" title="back in my day" width="71" height="65" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-244" /></a>Before Facebook, things were much clearer.  We had Friendster for friends, and Manhunt for hooking up.  But now, as the relationship status says, it&#8217;s complicated.  What&#8217;s an active senior citizen to do?  Long for the days of Morse Code?  No!  Instead, for the geriatric set, we offer this smashup of <a href="http://www.manhunt.net" target="_blank">Manhunt</a> and <a href="http://www.friendster.com" target="_blank">Friendster</a>!<br/><br />
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		<title>Village Idiots - Manscaping</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_19_2008/village-idiots-manscaping.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_19_2008/village-idiots-manscaping.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Village Idiots]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Our quadrilateral companion considers changing his career.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_19_2008/village-idiots-manscaping.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/gnome_preview.jpg" alt="" title="'The arcuate bill of this American Flamingo is well adapted to bottom scooping' ~Wikipedia" width="70" height="70" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-238" /></a>Our quadrilateral companion considers changing his career.<br/><br />
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<div class="jerks"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/randygnome.jpg" alt="" title="FACT: Christopher David Cerrato once spelled gnome thusly: K-N-O-M-B" /></div>
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		<title>Jerk of Art: Cain and Abel</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_18_2008/jerk-of-art-cain-and-abel.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_18_2008/jerk-of-art-cain-and-abel.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jimmy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some days I&#8217;m just so proud to put the ass back into blasphemy.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_18_2008/jerk-of-art-cain-and-abel.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tk_thumb.jpg" alt="" title="and this is for flicking my ear and this is for making me think mud is food and this is for" width="74" height="78" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-235" /></a>Some days I&#8217;m just so proud to put the ass back into blasphemy.<br/><br />
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<div class="jerks"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tk.jpg" alt="" title="m-m-m-monster kill-ill-ill" /></div>
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		<title>Teabag Everything - Aerial Application</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_15_2008/teabag-everything-aerial-application.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_15_2008/teabag-everything-aerial-application.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Teabag Everything]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The anti-oxidants are good for the earth.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_15_2008/teabag-everything-aerial-application.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cropduster_thumb.jpg" alt="" title="cliff secord" width="70" height="59" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-232" /></a>The anti-oxidants are good for the earth.<br/><br />
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<div class="jerks"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cropduster.jpg" alt="" title="though tea was originally a drink in the east, its integration into crop dusting was purely occidental." /></div>
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		<title>What Did She Say - Freak Show</title>
		<link>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_14_2008/what-did-she-say-freak-show.php</link>
		<comments>http://www.burningvillage.com/08_14_2008/what-did-she-say-freak-show.php#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[What Did She Say?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chris is actually fueled by the tears of the characters in these comics.


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://www.burningvillage.com/08_14_2008/what-did-she-say-freak-show.php'><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/freak_thumb.jpg" alt="" title="oh i'm sorry i was looking for the gun show" width="70" height="70" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-229" /></a>Chris is actually fueled by the tears of the characters in these comics.<br/><br />
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<div class="jerks"><img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/freak.jpg" alt="" title="fivehead" /></div>
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