Chris chose pink, does that say something?

Everyone is ravin’ about the new Village Idiots

Covering the famous tune, “It’s hip to be a cube”

You have to be careful with wrecking balls (sometimes the jokes just write themselves!)

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Look at that horse.

Look at it!

Before Facebook, things were much clearer. We had Friendster for friends, and Manhunt for hooking up. But now, as the relationship status says, it’s complicated. What’s an active senior citizen to do? Long for the days of Morse Code? No! Instead, for the geriatric set, we offer this smashup of Manhunt and Friendster!

Our quadrilateral companion considers changing his career.

Some days I’m just so proud to put the ass back into blasphemy.

The anti-oxidants are good for the earth.

Chris is actually fueled by the tears of the characters in these comics.

What happens when you combine sugar pills with a famous opera singer?

Victory is the sign of endurance.

Short men often have short tempers.

Scrolling Totem is going away for a while until we get more submissions, so Teabag Everything is now a Friday feature!

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