In using this site you agree to the following terms and conditions of use:

1. … that you are of a suitable age for mild sexual innuendo and humorous violence. The “PG-13″ rating we suggest for this site is in no way approved by any ratings board. If you are unsure if you are a suitable age for this site, ask your mom.

2. …that you possess a sense of humor and will hold Metaversal Studios and its employees and other Burning Village contributors (including commenters) harmless for any material this site exposes you to. In other words, no suing us.

3. …that you will exhibit some level of intelligence and wit in participating in our interactive sections. Failure to do so may result in your access to these areas being revoked.

4. … that you will not link directly to any images or multimedia content on the Burning Village site, but only to the “permalink” for the containing Burning Village article, unless you obtain written permission from Metaversal Studios.

5. … that you will not redistribute any images or multimedia content from the Burning Village site by any means (including reposting) without written permission from Metaversal Studios.

6. … that compliance with these terms and conditions does not put you in violation with any local, state or federal laws that apply to you, regardless of your location in the Universe.