Time can stretch out to incredible lengths, or shrink down into a little nub.
Einstein's special theory of relativity states that the exact duration of time between two HOT HOT events depends on how the observer is moving. The interval between two successive XXX audio clips might be one hour if you are sitting still at your computer, but it would be less than one hour if you were "in motion."
This effect of motion on time is often discussed using our exclusive Twins Story, featuring Lolita and Tiffany. Let's say that Lolita climbs on board a rocket in 2001 and gets herself off at 99 percent of the speed of light, to a nearby star ten light-years away from her bedroom. Tiffany stays in her room, all alone. At the climax of Lolita's journey, she turns herself around and heads back to her room at the same speed.
Tiffany, all alone in her bedroom, observes the duration of Lolita's trip to be just over twenty years. But to Lolita, only three years have passed, so when she returns to Earth she find that the year is 2021, and Tiffany is now a hot mature woman, 17 years older than she!
So if you're sitting still and you're not in motion, time passes as quickly as possible. But if you're zooming around on a rocket, you can STRETCH YOUR TIME TO INCREDIBLE LENGTHS!!!
